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Tweet Am I the only one who saw the #SOTU hashtag and went "Flash! Aaa-aaa! Saviour of the Universe"?
26/1/'11
Tweet Happy birthday, Wikipedia!
15/1/'11
Tweet Watching K9 TV series. In the future, everyone in London will have a slight Australian accent.
9/1/'11
Tweet Despite much drama, made it home in time for Christmas! Thanks for the rescue, mum & dad! And Merry Christmas everyone!
26/12/'10
Tweet Train assigned, 80 minutes late. Standing room only, lots of luggage. Train de-assigned, everybody disembarks. Train re-assigned. Gaah.
24/12/'10
Tweet Guy in the seat in front of me reeks of pot, but I am on the train to Brussels.
24/12/'10
Tweet On the first train of the day!
24/12/'10
Tweet Ugh. 3:30am. Have now been up for an hour.
24/12/'10
Tweet PROPER snow!
18/12/'10
Tweet Hey... on the 24th, I'll be waking in Watford, brunching in Brussels and lunching in Luxembourg. Awesomely alliterative!
11/12/'10
Tweet Surprised to discover I'm averaging only 1 mince pie per day.
10/12/'10
Tweet Okay, Google Maps has had the M25 labelled as the "Autoroute britannique M25" for at least a week. Technically correct, but... what?
3/12/'10
Tweet 'Tis the season... for people to start pointing out how much I look like Harry Potter.
29/11/'10
Tweet There's going to be a Harry Potter theme park less than 3km from where I live!
9/11/'10
Tweet It must be Christmas. Why else would I have just bought some Rudolph slippers? P.S. Skweeee!
7/11/'10
Tweet Ugh. Station without ticket barriers + forgetfulness + maximum Oyster fare = unhappy Alister.
6/11/'10
Tweet Got home to discover fire engine parked outside house, worryingly.
3/11/'10
Tweet Stopped to buy the i this morning, missed train. If it's supposed to be for overly busy people, is charging for it going to work? #ilaunch
26/10/'10
Tweet How would you get to £49bn? Joyless but compelling: http://bit.ly/8Z6yiH
19/10/'10
Tweet Hah! The kitchen clock, which keeps randomly stopping, has drifted a full 12 hours and is now only 3 minutes off the correct time! Victory!
7/10/'10
In the middle of August I moved to Watford, and have spent most of the intervening time without access to the internet. This has made me realise just how much I depend on it. For example, I would not normally go to a new supermarket without first finding out exactly how to get there, and what time they closed. It has been a liberating experience.

A lot has happened since my last update. I've been a teller at a polling station (in one of the safest constituencies in the country). I've run 8.1 miles (13 km) in 77 minutes. I've added rudimentary support for Jazz Jackrabbit 2 levels to OpenJazz. I've had a mole removed from the end of my nose (which is not the best place to have a scar). And finally, I've found myself some gainful employment. I now work for Imagination Technologies (LSE: IMG) - hence the move to Watford.
Tweet Just had a salesman from a certain satellite TV company try to convince me that Freeview would end after digital switchover.
14/9/'10
Tweet Also, Epic 2p Machine Winnages with @dc_bradshaw, @douglasgresham and @zara_p at Trocadero!
15/8/'10
Tweet Tonight, @zara_p learnt an important lesson about checking her personal messages in public. Tee hee!
15/8/'10
Tweet Free food! So much free food!
13/8/'10
Tweet Ahh, flathunting. Have just seen an ad which essentially says "no blacks." Seriously?
21/7/'10
Tweet Just had a bit of unexpected facial surgery!
6/7/'10
OpenJazz News Jazz Jackrabbit 2 levels (bis)
4/7/'10
Tweet There's a lot of vuvuzela action going on outside. I'm guessing Ghana are doing well?
2/7/'10
OpenJazz News Jazz Jackrabbit 2 levels
1/7/'10
Tweet VAT goes up on my birthday. Great.
22/6/'10
Tweet Saw "Forza Italia" trending. Took me a moment to realise it wasn't a reference to Berlusconi's old party.
20/6/'10
Tweet Tanning easily is not a blessing. Missed a few spots when applying sun cream, now look like I've been in a fight with turd.
9/6/'10
Tweet Just ate half a kilo of strawberries. Mmm.
6/6/'10
Tweet Have just discovered that an elastic band can be played as a musical instrument. Twang twang TWANG!
31/5/'10
Tweet Once again, I regret not betting on who I thought would win Eurovision.
30/5/'10
Tweet Despite being on TV for about a minute, Eric Saade is now the top trending topic in the UK! Awesome.
30/5/'10
Tweet Running in the Edinburgh marathon. Whee!
23/5/'10
Tweet Just arrived in Edinburgh!
21/5/'10
Tweet Suspect that whoever tested Southwark Council's election results system is a Labour supporter: http://bit.ly/alcGn2
8/5/'10
Tweet Electoral reform-favouring parties now have a majority. Electoral reform-favouring MPs, I suspect, do not. #ukelection
7/5/'10
Tweet ...Did Gordon Brown just back a multi-option referendum? #ukelection
7/5/'10
Tweet Lib/Lab now ahead of Con, but not sure this would be feasible. #ukelection
7/5/'10
Tweet Alliance have won a seat!?! #ukelection
7/5/'10
Tweet Polling ending soon, calling it a day #ukelection
6/5/'10
Tweet Getting proper queues at the polling station now! #ukelection
6/5/'10
Tweet Looking sexy with my sexy rosette #ukelection
6/5/'10
Tweet Just voted with @zara_p. Secret ballot does not seem to be a priority here. #ukelection
6/5/'10
Tweet Should not be up this early... But it's #ukelection time!
6/5/'10
Tweet Today's the day. Argh! #ukelection
6/5/'10
With the Liberal Democrats still in second place, this promises to be a fairly historic election - so I'm glad to say my polling card finally arrived today. Can't wait 'til the 6th of May.

However, I'd like to look a bit beyond that, to the 23rd. That's when I'll be running an 8-mile section of the Edinburgh Marathon. Three friends and I are hoping to raise money for Teenage Cancer Trust. Please give what you can here.

Of course, if you prefer your running to be more virtual, there's another option. You can now run through the bonus levels of OpenJazz, as promised.
Miracle
7/7/'11 20:53

That's the best aswner of all time! JMHO
OpenJazz News Bonus levels
27/4/'10
Tweet Finally received polling card. Yay!
27/4/'10
Two weeks in, and the general election campaign has taken a turn for the weird - perennial third party the Liberal Democrats are now polling in second place (apart from two polls where they're actually in first)!

Of course, that's not the only weird thing going on at the moment. There's also a gigantic cloud of volcanic ash hovering over northern Europe.

These things are happening, right? I'm not losing my grip on reality, right? Right?
Lawanda
7/7/'11 13:10

Wow, this is in every repsect what I needed to know.
Tweet 23p Creme Eggs! Woo!
20/4/'10
Tweet Not on electoral register for new digs, despite applying over two months ago. New form arriving soon, apparently. Not impressed.
13/4/'10
I've now been living in London for two months. So, what's new?

I've made a film for the EMPS 24-hour film competition, which you can see on the new films page. Not long afterwards I went up to Edinburgh for this year's Golden Video Awards. No prize this year, but I did get to present the award for best soundtrack.

I have yet to find anyone who'll employ me, so OpenJazz has been receiving an unusual amount of attention of late. Expect bonus levels in the not-too-distant future!

Doctor Who got going again on Saturday. As has been established, I have a certain amount of affection for the show. I'm glad to say I do rather like the relaunch, despite (and perhaps, because of) it being a bit more of a kid's show now.

As for today, I've applied for a provisional driving licence. This involved relinquishing my passport. The general election has just been announced, so I hope I'll have it back come polling day. That said, I live in the 22nd safest Labour seat, so I doubt my vote will be missed.
Christopher Brooks
14/4/'10 13:19

I'm in the youtube preview picture of 3 out of the 5 films in your film section. Wooo, go me.

Alister
14/4/'10 20:33

...You are, as well. And the only one I appear in is the one I made on my own!


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