Am I the only one who saw the #SOTU hashtag and went "Flash! Aaa-aaa! Saviour of the Universe"?
Watching K9 TV series. In the future, everyone in London will have a slight Australian accent.
Despite much drama, made it home in time for Christmas! Thanks for the rescue, mum & dad! And Merry Christmas everyone!
Train assigned, 80 minutes late. Standing room only, lots of luggage. Train de-assigned, everybody disembarks. Train re-assigned. Gaah.
Hey... on the 24th, I'll be waking in Watford, brunching in Brussels and lunching in Luxembourg. Awesomely alliterative!
Okay, Google Maps has had the M25 labelled as the "Autoroute britannique M25" for at least a week. Technically correct, but... what?
It must be Christmas. Why else would I have just bought some Rudolph slippers? P.S. Skweeee!
Ugh. Station without ticket barriers + forgetfulness + maximum Oyster fare = unhappy Alister.
Stopped to buy the i this morning, missed train. If it's supposed to be for overly busy people, is charging for it going to work? #ilaunch
Hah! The kitchen clock, which keeps randomly stopping, has drifted a full 12 hours and is now only 3 minutes off the correct time! Victory!
Just had a salesman from a certain satellite TV company try to convince me that Freeview would end after digital switchover.
Tonight, @zara_p learnt an important lesson about checking her personal messages in public. Tee hee!
Saw "Forza Italia" trending. Took me a moment to realise it wasn't a reference to Berlusconi's old party.
Tanning easily is not a blessing. Missed a few spots when applying sun cream, now look like I've been in a fight with turd.
Have just discovered that an elastic band can be played as a musical instrument. Twang twang TWANG!
Despite being on TV for about a minute, Eric Saade is now the top trending topic in the UK! Awesome.
Suspect that whoever tested Southwark Council's election results system is a Labour supporter: http://bit.ly/alcGn2
Electoral reform-favouring parties now have a majority. Electoral reform-favouring MPs, I suspect, do not. #ukelection
Not on electoral register for new digs, despite applying over two months ago. New form arriving soon, apparently. Not impressed.